Brian Johnson’s Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

Friday, November 20th, 2009 by Rachel

Now, you might find yourself saying to yourself, “Who is Brian Johnson, and why should I care about what he thinks about Seinfeld?” This is not a reasonable question. Brian Johnson isn’t just a character in The Breakfast Club. He is, in fact a real person, heroic and credible. I met Brian Johnson in the first semester of my freshman year, as he was a TA in my chemistry lab. Brian also shared one of the greatest nights of my life, an impromptu hangout in Woodfin/Weaverville–though only by proximity as he slept on the couch and suffered from the worst food poisoning of all time induced by a UNCA cafeteria turkey burger. (I had puked several hours earlier, and thankfully recovered quickly). Brian Johnson truly deserves no introduction, but I gave you one anyway. Read and enjoy!


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Derrick’s Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

Sunday, November 15th, 2009 by Rachel

1) The Comeback (Season 8): “The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of you!” None of the other characters think this comeback is funny, but George sticks with it to the bitter end.


2) The Limo (Season 3): Jerry and George take a limo from the airport and come to find out that the limo was for a big wig in the neo-Nazi movement. Confusion and hilarity ensue.


3) The Opposite (Season 5): Jerry is Even-Stephen, Elaine is now George, George gets a good job, and Kramer is interviewed by Regis and Kathy Lee.


4) The Chicken Roaster (Season 8): Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. It just so happens that their personalities switch as well.


5) The Nap (Season 8): Jerry’s indecisive cabinet maker converts his kitchen into an uncomfortable mess of wood, while he helps make George the best desk in the universe. It could possibly replace his apartment.